There is no cloud. Only someone else's hard drive.

What you get

Line by line. No asterisks.

How it works

Your machines call out; nothing calls in. The server in the middle (we call it the bastion) passes your files through and keeps none of them.

 YOUR MACHINES                         ANYWHERE

┌──────────────┐
│ laptop [▪‿▪] │──┐
└──────────────┘  │
┌──────────────┐  │  outbound only       ┌───────────┐
│ nas    [▪‿▪] │──┼─────────────────────▶│  bastion  │
└──────────────┘  │   encrypted          │   relay   │
┌──────────────┐  │                      └─────▲─────┘
│ pc     [–‿–] │··┘                            │  https
└──────────────┘                               │
   offline — no drama                  ┌───────┴───────┐
                                       │  you    [▪‿▪] │
                                       │  any browser  │
                                       └───────────────┘

 YOUR MACHINES

┌──────────────┐  ┌──────────────┐
│ laptop [▪‿▪] │  │ nas    [▪‿▪] │
└───────┬──────┘  └──────┬───────┘
        └────────┬───────┘ 
                 │  outbound only
                 │  encrypted
                 ▼
           ┌───────────┐
           │  bastion  │
           │   relay   │
           └─────▲─────┘
                 │  https
         ┌───────┴───────┐
         │  you    [▪‿▪] │
         │  any browser  │
         └───────────────┘

keeps nothing · passes everything through · no doors left open

How it keeps you safe

Locked down, not locked in. The boring kind of secure — the kind you stop thinking about.

• Two-factor from the first login. Linking an authenticator app is part of signing up — not an optional extra you forget to turn on.
• Nothing to break into. Your machines only ever call out, so there's no door on them for the internet to knock on.
• Encrypted the whole way. Browser to server, server to your machines — the same encryption your bank uses (TLS), end to end.
• Careful with your keys. One click logs you out everywhere, and access tokens are stored scrambled — never as plain text.
• Downloads you can trust. Every release is cryptographically signed, so you can check it really came from us, untouched.
• A real way to report problems. Found something? Tell us quietly via SECURITY.md and we'll fix it loudly.

Meet the faces

The console speaks kaomoji. Four moods, no mystery meat — you always know how your fleet is feeling.